There are some very cool things you can do, but today, I'm going to teach you how to make Canadian bacon, It is pretty easy and you can learn in 3 simple steps, you first grease it up, then you cook it, then you eat it with your mouth. Let me tell you some more.
The first step is to grease it up, it's pretty easy. First you go grab some oil from the kitchen, use vegetable oil for the best effect. Then you go grab a small frying pan and a spatula to cook it up. After you have all that you lather the pan with the oil, so the Canadian bacon will sizzle in the pan and cook just right, after that you set the stove to medium level, so the oil doesn't splash up and burn you. Next we get to cook it!
The second step is to cook the sweet, tasty Canadian bacon. After you let the stove sit for a while you unwrap the tasty bacon, just look at them tasty juices and the sweet meat, savor it. Then you slap that manly meat onto the pan, watch it sizzle and pop, making your mouth flood with spit. Then, after about a minute, flip the canadian bacon, see the cooked side and it's flavor, it taste so good you can see the flavor, that's right. Then after another minute, you stick it in your mouth.
The last step is to put, it, into, your, mouth! You take that canadian bacon and stick it right in your mouth, taste the grease and flavor of the pig! Mow down on it in one bite because you just can't wait to eat that tasty bacon. It makes you feel like the true man you are eating half American bacon, enjoy!
There are some very cool things you can do, but now you know something really cool to do, make canadian bacon, all you do is grease it up, then you cook it, then you eat it with your mouth. Have fun!
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